The TomKat Files: Gettin' Deeper In Here, Folks

Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes. Is anyone buying this bullshit? Is Tom Cruise really this desperate to prove to everyone that he is not, in fact, gay? Good grief. Besides which, has anyone noticed that the women he dates are getting progressively younger. I figure in a couple of years, he'll be hooking up with one or both of the Olsen twins. So basically we've got a millionaire actor who's not only in denial about his sexuality, but deep in the throes of a full-on midlife crisis, as well. What's so funny to me is that it's like only Tom that's doing all the media ranting about how "in love" he is, and how happy they are together, blah blah zzzzzzzzzzzz. Katie's probably just sitting back, watching this train wreck, reading the shit that Cruise is spewing to anyone with a microphone and a laptop, stuff about her "life force" and her "élan vital" (whatever) and thinking, "Jesus, this guy is a whack job. What have I gotten myself into? Was promoting our movies really worth all this? I think I should fire my publicist."

Here's one of the more amusing articles about the much-hyped relationship, with about 92% of the hype coming from Cruise and his posse. My favorite part is the very end where Cruise just effuses, and I'm paraphrasing here, but not by much: "I love women. They smell good. Really, I love women. No, seriously, I do."